Just what I need
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Our Price £0.99(€1.44)
just what I need...cuckoo you're pasted it...a biological cuckoo clock
see inside the card
It makes you go blind
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It makes you go blind...so which sad wanker are you going for,chuck ?
Yee Ha
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oh yes ride me ride me all the way, oh er...hi kids your home unexpectedly your father and I were just
How about giving me a blow job...
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How about giving me a blow job...No i'm a vegetarian, so what, I dont eat meat
Frozen sperm
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frozen sperm...serve at womb temperature
Oh alright
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see Iam wearing some..I wonder if they really were underwear police
Hmmm....maybe not
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hmmm...maybe not....reasons to avoid the gym no673 Can't find the right type of shoes
It's from the...
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it's from the university of life...you did.nt get in
How come...
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how come I always pick the bastards ?
Ah wash day
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ah wash day, how I love it
Flippin eck mandy
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flippin eck mandy,don't your parents ever go to bed
There was a moment...
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there was a moment of realisation when she found out the basque he'd bought wasn't for her
Hey joan check out that guy
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hey joan check out that guy...Iwonder what goes on in the mind of someone like that...ow,ow,ow
oh wow
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I've never had sex in a public place...no neither have I..would sir and madam like to order now
Hey marian...
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hey marian...so long as yer up how bout gettin me another beer...Robin Hood and his band of married men
Doctor
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I've got a steering wheel stuck down my trousers...it's driving me nuts
So the viagra worked then ?
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so the viagra worked then ?
Loose stools
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loose stools ?...irritable dowel syndrome
Oh yes elroy
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oh yes elroy thats the spot...yes yes yes...thank you elroy that was fantastic
It's more of
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It's more of a six barrel than a six pack
Pub Quiz
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Pub Quiz ...have'nt you all got homes to goto ?
Anal sex
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anal sex,anal sex not,anal sex, anal sex not..Anal sex,I'm still not doing it
I just can't
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I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere
This is good shit
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this is good shit...
Take me Mr Robinson
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take me bent over your desk like you did yesterday!I'm on speakerphone sandra
Hmm..have I packed everything
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hmm... have I packed everything for our dirty weekend, one big tube of K-Y jelly, yep thats everything
Mad hair day
order no: 00452
Wow..what a funky 3D card...the colourful circles are made of foam with a mustard coloured envelope
On your 30th birthday
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Don't let another birthday frustrate you
On you 30th birthday
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Thought you'd like a pair of furry panties for your birthday
40
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Everyone thinks you're absolutely marvellous...
A recent poll
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A recent poll shows 86% of people prefer ...
On your birthday
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On your birthday heres something that every girl should remember
I asked a
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I asked a shop assistant...
The 4 most important
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The 4 most important men in a womens life ....
Go Mad...It's Your Birthday...
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Wow... A cracking birthday card...with a light blue envelope
Just wishing you a ...
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SOLD OUT.... back in stock soon
A cheeky card at a bargain price...with a light blue envelope
