Never say this
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Our Price £0.99(€1.44)
so tell me what do look for in a woman...perky tits and a nice arse
see inside the card
How about giving me a blow job...
order no: 00551
How about giving me a blow job...No i'm a vegetarian, so what, I dont eat meat
Ah wash day
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ah wash day, how I love it
Hmm..have I packed everything
order no: 00549
hmm... have I packed everything for our dirty weekend, one big tube of K-Y jelly, yep thats everything
Take me Mr Robinson
order no: 00548
take me bent over your desk like you did yesterday!I'm on speakerphone sandra
Oh alright
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see Iam wearing some..I wonder if they really were underwear police
Yee Ha
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oh yes ride me ride me all the way, oh er...hi kids your home unexpectedly your father and I were just
Whoa..check her out
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Whoa..check her out..no panties...very sexy, Damn I wish I had x-ray vision
Anal sex
order no: 00544
anal sex,anal sex not,anal sex, anal sex not..Anal sex,I'm still not doing it
oh wow
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I've never had sex in a public place...no neither have I..would sir and madam like to order now
Oh yes elroy
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oh yes elroy thats the spot...yes yes yes...thank you elroy that was fantastic
Men you're all the same
order no: 00541
men you're all the same,it's just sex sex sex,...thats all you ever think about...Man,I bet she's a wildcat in bed
Frozen sperm
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frozen sperm...serve at womb temperature
Right turnoff...
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right turnoff 300m ahead
Hmmm....maybe not
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hmmm...maybe not....reasons to avoid the gym no673 Can't find the right type of shoes
It's from the...
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it's from the university of life...you did.nt get in
When I said
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when I said to show me where it hurts it's ok just to point
How come...
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how come I always pick the bastards ?
Flippin eck mandy
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flippin eck mandy,don't your parents ever go to bed
There was a moment...
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there was a moment of realisation when she found out the basque he'd bought wasn't for her
I can never remember...
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I can never remember names...do you mind if I just call you fat bastard
Darts training school
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the right nutrition is vital..Iwant you on lager and chips until the competition
Hey joan check out that guy
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hey joan check out that guy...Iwonder what goes on in the mind of someone like that...ow,ow,ow
Hey marian...
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hey marian...so long as yer up how bout gettin me another beer...Robin Hood and his band of married men
Doctor
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I've got a steering wheel stuck down my trousers...it's driving me nuts
So the viagra worked then ?
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so the viagra worked then ?
Loose stools
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loose stools ?...irritable dowel syndrome
It makes you go blind
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It makes you go blind...so which sad wanker are you going for,chuck ?
It's more of
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It's more of a six barrel than a six pack
Pub Quiz
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Pub Quiz ...have'nt you all got homes to goto ?
I just can't
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I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere
This is good shit
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this is good shit...
Just what I need
order no: 00520
just what I need...cuckoo you're pasted it...a biological cuckoo clock
Wash your hands
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wash your hands..check you haven't dribbledSize 16.5cm x 12.5cm
Happy 21st Birthday
order no: 00152
Six things you should always do before you hit the town on your birthday...
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A word of caution on your birthday...Large amounts of beer can make you misguidedly believe
Smelly Fart
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A new report says the average person farts ...ten times a day
Brother Whats the best sort of birthday ?
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One you'll have trouble remembering !
Brother ....
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If you can take the first numberof your age....
You're Charming
order no: 00085
Striking silver reflective card with colourful embossed letters and a peach coloured envelope
Here are six
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Striking gold coloured card with colourful embossed letters...
Birthday Boy
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Whats the difference between a wig wearing...
Birthday Quiz
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Birthday Quiz,,,study these sheep carefully....
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Birthday quiz : what is this ?
